Welcome back to Toxic Behavior, where confidence is high, but awareness? Questionable. This week, we’re exposing ourselves with cases of mistaken identity—because nothing says social anxiety like confidently waving at a stranger or laying on your horn to get the wrong persons attention.

And because we’re not suffering alone, we’re also reading some of the most embarrassing stories from our audience of what not to do in front of your crush. If you’ve ever wanted to disappear into the floor, this one’s for you. Buckle up for secondhand embarrassment. ❤️🔪