Jeff has recovered after Rizzo's Bozo The Clown antics yesterday for April Fools Day...Let's get going with a little Marsha harmonica and Opening Audio...A man tried an April Fools prank with some of his regulars at his restaurant...He put lime juice in their fruit punch...It didn't go over well...Leave the elders alone...A police officer was arrested for breaking into a house...He actually wasn't breaking into though...He was having an affair with his co-worker and the co-workers wife caught him...The Spanish that Dora The Explorer speaks is too proper according to one woman...It needs to have a little more slang...We have talked about how Hooters is filing for bankruptcy...But one person is ready to invest $50 million to save it...That person is Kelly Clarkson...Another accuser has come out against Diddy...This time the accuser has named others that were at the party and witnessed what was happening...Jay-Z, Beyonce, Lebron James and Gloria Estefan...The Tush Push has not been banned yet...Although now both teams will get possession in overtime during the upcoming NFL season...The fate of TikTok will be decided today...Val Kilmer didn't make it...Val Kilmer passed away at the young age of 65...We went through some of his best lines from movies...A woman won $2.5 million on a scratch off and accidentally left it in the pocket of a jacket she donated...Somehow that turned into a convo about egg salad sandwiches...People called about their love for vending machine egg salad sandwiches...A man in Asheville was arrested after he pulled a machete while attempting to steal a cinnamon bun...Kanye West says that he never wanted to have kids with Kim...Imagine being his kid...Four kids were arrested for starting the wildfires in South Carolina...They didn't stomp out their cigarettes...We are now privy to the love life of Maury and Connie Chung as they have a new podcast and we now know that Sunday is "their" day...The DNA test says we are your fathers...So check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!