How do you rob the Amish? They are such docile people...We will get to that as we kick off a pretty packed Friday show...Opening Audio is upon us...We don't have a square to spare so we have to get moving...First we learned that Jeff was afraid of Kringle...Then we heard a story of a kid who said daddy there is a monster under my bed...Well there was actually a man under the bed...He ran out of the house but was captured...A man in Canada has a 4ft tall sculpture of a man part sitting in his front yard and it is causing controversy in the neighborhood...It curves to the left...The kid ate pappy...A woman was freaking out because her child got into her dads urn and started eating the ashes...The mayor of Minot, ND resigned yesterday after he pulled a Jeffrey Toobin...He pulled it out on his lunch and recorded a video...He meant to send it to someone starting with a "C"...He sent it to the city attorney instead...A dentist solicited an employee at his practice by starting the conversation asking if she has daddy issues...His loins were ready...Tim Stokely who used to be the owner of OnlyFans has put in a last minute bid to purchase TikTok...Imagine what that will turn into...Donald Trump has put tariffs on a few uninhabited islands that have only penguins and seals...Cheating on your wife is never a good thing...A green beret did just that with his yoga teacher and his wife beheaded him...Why would anyone rob the Amish? Maybe it is puberty...Someone in PA is robbing the Amish while they are on their horse and buggy's...We learned that the Amish get crazy when puberty hits...A man named Speedy Gonazalez "yes that is his real name" was arrested for stealing from Walmart...He did not run away...A woman charges her husband $2700 a week for her stay at home wife services...She has everything itemized...She probably isn't too far off...Do you order a 10 ounce sirloin to go at Chilis? Rizzo did...He botched the 3 For Me and left spending $52...It could be a rough hurricane season...Be careful when you wear Jordan sneakers and a Jordan jersey...They are linked to Tren De Aragua...Clowns are having a summit this weekend because bookings for clowns have really fallen to low numbers...A spoon full of pappy helps the medicine go down...And we hope it helps you swallow this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!