Three stories that we wished were wrapped into one kick off Opening Audio this morning...We wish we were invited to this party...Yesterday we debated the merits of the Easter Bunny...Today we talk about a group of teenagers who beat up an Easter Bunny at the mall...It's nothing like a kiss for a candy cane...1950's jokes take us to a story about a JV football player who peed in a water jug and 15 players drank it...He now has 15 assault charges...A group of rotund pallbearers were carrying a casket when they dropped it in the grave hole and fell in...The son of the man who passed was stuck under the casket and was knocked unconscious...Let the man get his pants...A man was stopped by police with no pants on and  he simply told them he was going to get his pants...He was arrested...A larger woman asked a man if he could handle a big woman...He said yes and he failed miserably...She tied him up and pulled out a boombox...She only played AC/DC Thunderstruck and almost smothered him...Lebron James now has his own Barbie...It is actually him...The Hawk Tuah girl is back after getting away with that crypto scam...She will be in a Hulu series...Bill Gates is only leaving his kids 1% of his fortune...So they will each get around $300 million...Rough life...A grandmother got on a Frontier Airlines flight from NY to Puerto Rico with her parrot but now they won't let her fly home with it...They told her to get rid of the bird...We learned that listener Bart gets licked through the phone by his friend's parrot...A psychic has been jailed after she promised a man she could double his $3,000 by putting it in a bag with eggs and worms...It didn't work...Would you collect middle-aged Japanese men? A new trading card game in Japan has just regular middle-aged men from the neighborhood on them...Kids are destroying movie theaters while watching the Minecraft movie after Jack Black yells "chicken jockey"...A man was arrested after he left diet coke for people that live on a remote island...Humans are not allowed to make contact with them...A missing 74 year old woman was out in the woods after her car caught on fire...She had a concussion, yet she was able to survive...If you survived the show today and missed any of it, check out the Wednesday edition of the show here!!!