We basically just squabble about my very rude cat and then make up after I realize we’re not even really fighting about my cat. I sing Kapp’n’s song from Animal Crossing: New Leaf with the grace of a (different) cat in heat while I go to the island to catch bugs. We debate the merits of parenting and stepparenting, and just kinda talk about how tough of a job it is and how sweet the payoff is.