Have you ever been mistaken for Louie Anderson? Rizzo claims he has...We hope he doesn't arrive home to a Dear John letter...Let's get things going today with Opening Audio...A woman was left traumatized after a snake fell into her drink...Obviously she is looking for a lawsuit...A Sonic manager gave a 16 year old employee an edible...The manager admitted she did it because the employee asked for it...A man wanted to test a theory that if he went over 100mph that the cops would not chase him...That theory didn't ring true for him...Can your boys swim to the tune of over $300k? It is a new trend that is taking over college campuses all over the country...The greatest news story this year came out...A man reporting on woodpeckers attacking cars in a neighborhood turned into a real pun adventure...Bill Belichick's 24 year old girlfriend interrupted his interview when he was asked about how they actually met...Diddy has rejected a plea deal claiming that he is just a swinger...The final autopsy report for Gene Hackman has come out and it shows he had not eaten in days...Is twisting seasonal? Chubby Checker has made it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame...We went through some of his best and realized he really worked the twist thing...Shedeur Sanders was pranked pretty bad at the NFL draft...The son of the defensive coordinator from the Falcons made him believe he was being drafted to the Saints...Rizzo almost lost his life for some chow mien...He tried some Chinese food in a dicey part of town...We also got to learn about his chicken he had as a pet when he was in college...Trust us when we say the chicken had a better life than...A conversation about a guy in an airport bathroom watching a fight happened turned into a conversation about Jeff getting assistance when he flies...There is a $1,000 reward offered for someone making numerous bomb threats in Waynesville...An inmate who had 2 days to go...There are unicorn hunters...A man has been banned from Disney for having a wallet full of cocaine...Let's go grab a calzone and listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!