There were a number of comments on last week's program related to the show's recent acquisition by the Pesky Media Group that might've implied one of PMG's main investors had been heavy-handed in their treatment of critics and/or might take punitive measures against me if stepped out of line. 

I would like to formally apologize for these remarks and assure all listeners that the Pesky Media Group and their wonderful, benevolent investors are both champions of freedom and humanitarianism  (THAT'S A THING, RIGHT?)  I am truly sorry that my attempts at "edgy" humor in any way reflected poorly on their operations, though I understand I've only damaged the trust of those gracious enough to hear the show. 
I do hope we can put this unpleasantness behind us. 

Also, I look forward to the safe return of my dog. 

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