Salutations, joy-joy listeners! Greetings from the early 2030's, where the boys are graciously inspecting the wellness of Demolition Man, starring none other than Sandra Bullock. Yes, that's right, things are about to get dystopian... but in a smiley way! Topics this week include: Sam's status as a literal rat, elevator shafts / balls of fire, Gun Corner, the merits of a kangaroo court, selling seashells by the seashore, and Master Donut.