Join us while we talk about the most important topics plaguing our country today; if America was an album, what would it be? What was your first job, ya dang idiot? And how, as a country, do we handle The Soldiers of Satan? We are already on your phone, why don't you go ahead and just put us in your ears?

Enjoy, episode 5 of the Three Birthdays Podcast.

Break Music: Cake - "The Distance" Courtesy of the Sony Music Group ©