You are the light of our lives, the apple of our eyes, the joy in our shorts. We are nothing without you. We are withered and lonely, broken and bruised, sad and forgotten. But side note, can you wait an indefinite amount of time until that idiot Jamey is "settled" in whatever stupid foreign country he is going to? We know it's asking a lot and that he's historically been difficult to work with, but it just isn't fair to the rest of us to let him ruin anything. So please just wait a couple weeks while he gets "settled." Again, we are sorry, he's been made aware of his burden on you our listeners. With love, Three Birthdays.

Break Music: "Cheek" by Moose Blood © Hopeless Records (on behalf of Hopeless Records)

Outro Music: "Old Friends" by Pinegrove © The Orchard Music (on behalf of Cooking Vinyl Australia)

What is love? Have you found it? Can you find it? Do you have any we can borrow? We could trade... what if we give you 10 episodes of a really good podcast. Oh wait we already did, I guess you owe us, you owe us your love. Please love us, please leave us a 5-Star review on iTunes or anywhere good podcasts are downloaded. Tell your friends, maybe not your family, except your dad, we love dads.

Break Music: "We Won't Sleep" by Can't Swim © The Orchard Music, SME (on behalf of Pure Noise Records)

Hello, old friend. We meet again. It's very good to see you. But tell me, can you feel that? Can you feel that warm sensation in your lower back? Radiating up your spine to the base of your medulla oblongata. Because that's us, your three friends. And the undeniable anticipation that when our words meet your ears you will smile again. Maybe even forget the worries of today. We've missed you. You've missed us. Let it commence.

Break Music: "Fool of Myself" - The Band CAMINO ℗ 

After taking last week off due to our schedules being a little crazy, we're back. And listen, we know you've missed us, we get it, ok? We saw your texts, we heard your voicemails, we saw that thirsty Instagram post about how lonely you were. But we are here now. So let all of this sweet, sweet, friendly podcast talk hit your ears in that extra special way you crave, you've earned it.

Break Music: Juelz Santana - "There it Go" (C) 2005 The Island Def Jam Music Group

Outro Music: Tenacious D - "Wonderboy" (C)

¿Como estas boys and girls? Buckle Up, because this week gets going right off the jump! We have special guest, Rob Habermann of "The Bitterman Podcast" joining in the Three Birthday festivities this week. We talk about the gym class heroes we used to be, our thoughts on Euthanasia (Youth in Asia), and we also talk about some of the gnarliest fetishes known to mankind. Get loose, this one's a fun one!

Break Music: As Tall As Lions – "Ghost of York"

Courtesy of The Orchard Music Group (on behalf of Triple Crown Records)©

Aloha, happy summertime ya degenerates!! On this weeks episode we argue about jorts, finally answer some questions (mostly), and yell at those darn cheerin' kids. See also: day trip to NYC, severe muscle pain, and a particularly important birthday.

Break Music: Chon – "Fluffy" from the album "Newborn Sun" 2013℗

Join us while we talk about the most important topics plaguing our country today; if America was an album, what would it be? What was your first job, ya dang idiot? And how, as a country, do we handle The Soldiers of Satan? We are already on your phone, why don't you go ahead and just put us in your ears?

Enjoy, episode 5 of the Three Birthdays Podcast.

Break Music: Cake - "The Distance" Courtesy of the Sony Music Group ©

Hello Chilren', gather round the campfire cause we back again! This week we dive into when we used to listen to rap music and our favorite movie stars. Mike has been sleeping really well, Jamey has absolutely no clue that Warped Tour is on its last run ever, and Ryan has a conniption about nightclubs. Strap in ya'll, 'cause this one's gonna be wild one!

This week's episode is a doozy!! We get into Mike's recent vacation to an Island of Horse's, Ryan has a borderline Mental Breakdown, and how happy we were to hear the Thai Cave Boys were saved. There may or may not also be some bonus content at the end of the episode!

Break Music: Grin & Bear: "Everything Is Gravy Then You Die" Courtesy of The Orchard Music ©

On this week's episode, we discuss how some people think sports should cease to exist, the sadness surrounding Toys 'R Us closing, and a man cries on an airplane.