Oh my God!

That's that place!

That's that place!

DID YOU SEE THAT THING

OH MY GOD.

FUCK THAT.

Okay. Fuck that guy.

Leave him alone.

Weeeelllllll,

Wellll

Well now.

That's the place from that one time.

Are you sure it was a time—

—are you sure it was a place?

Are you sure you werennt dreaming.

I wasn't dreaming!

Only masturbating!

What's the difference?!

I'm at least slightly more conscious when I'm masturbating.

At least slightly.

Jesus Christ.

Call that guy. At this point.

We need him.

I told you it was gonna get weirder and deeper

But why tho!

If you keep poking me in my damn third eye,

Imm gonnu eat you.

Don't eat me.

I'm gonnu eat you.

Don't eat me.

Poke.

Ieatyou.

Dammit.

Yeahp, I said.

Now we're pretty much just all one thing.

…Fuck.

The purple monster?

Periwinkle, preferably.

Shut the fuck up.

You shut up, you were eaten.

Yeah, but now I'm just— living inside you.

You were eaten.

You're gross.

Quiet, me!

Whatever, bro.

I eated you!

2

Fair.

What.

You're still a 10.

A ten and an 8 what's that make.

Like— I don't know—

Two nines, maybe,

Or like, 3 6s

3 sixes it is, then.

Fuck, man .

What happened.

What gives!

Give this dude a body and a hackey sack

Why what for

Seems like he needs something to play with.

Peter Valentine

Arthur & Elise

Cosmos Factory

James Cannon

Ascension IV- The King's Keeper

Oh look it's this little weak ass weight throwing bitch again.

I love him.

Be nice, little boy.

You're so shallow.

But you're the brownest thing I've ever really liked.

Case in point .

You got yourself a good one, Nancy Drew

A keeper, don't you know

Don't you ever gotget it

God yourself a keeper, Nancy Drew

He'll do his best

To make the women envy you

Just as I do

Oh, Nancy Drew

lol he lifts the same as me

Shhh shut up

Let's see if he throws on more weights

I think he was just doing that for attention

Must be. He ain't gon get it nowhere else

This lil pussy ass bitch

Oh. Man. Imma love this guy in a minute

Then he gone start signing his little bro lyrics puffin out his checst

Talking about

Mumma sunmin summn

Mmumuma

Shut the fuck yo you fucking pussy.

Throwing 10 lb weighs and shit

I swear to god this dude came to the gym just to sit on the phone

Pussy ass hitch

Who you gon call

Your friend!

Come on then.

Now I got all the dick in the room.

Two weak dick dudes acting touch

I'm like

Alright,

I can tell I got the biggest dick in the place.

All I hear is “sumsumsunsun” and weights being thrown around

I wanted ice cream

All I got was this set

Goddammit!

I wanted ice cream!

Let's play tonight

I don't think that's a good idea at all

I don't think that's a good idea at all

No I don't think that's a good

Idea at all

The idea of suicide just hits my wrist

At the time

In my ride

When I feel the best

But I feel the worst

So just let it end

If the words were blood

I'd already be dead

33 minutes to go

33 rotations per minutes

Nobody asked my permission

I was just in it

Yo. If it's your birthday—

Or maybe even just—

The week of—

And you're not drunk by 1 PM

You ain't livin

Fuck outta here

If you drink like that

And if your birthday

Time to party!

Fuck it up!

I don't give a fuck

I don't even drink'

!

But if you do,

And it's your birthday

Or like, your birthday passed

Or like, your birthday next month

Or maybe, your birrthday was yesterday

Two days ago,

Whatever,

But you're ready for the pregame—

LETS GO.

29 minutes left

Yesterday I fell 29 stories

I e got 29 stories more

28 minutes more

28 stories

I lost one

One life lost

Microphone contessassstttttttttt

Alright, you serpent motherfucker

Actually, I'm a vulture—type—thing

Big bird, hinged over,

Mad tall, like 6 feet tall,

Wingspan like,

Massive—

You seen him?

I eat serpents.

Really?

And whatever I can get my hands on, really.

Huh.

I prefer white meat.

I bet you do you raggedy bird looking coot.

Watch it

Razor sharp teeth— you seen him?

YEET!

——-GODDAMMIT!!!!'

25 minutes left

I got 25 25 year olds trying to fuck

Hypersexual intellectual,

Otherwise sapiosexual well's all dried up

Just in time tie died, right Ike

Just in time to bruise my eye,

Huh Billie

Just in time for the ride

On

The ride I got

24 minutes left

24 whole dollars

With your name on it

Who are you, producer

You're my eye god

You're right god

My eye on comedy got

Comedy Central all special

Just keep writing

Alright

I got 23 minutes and 45 43 42 seconds left

writing and riding this bike

And I just mentioned

I'm holy high day

On a hiatus a was

I got 22 minutes left

22 minutes per episode

Airtime

Sitcom

Hi Raymond,

I am

Hi God!

Hi, Ross

All is good—

I am good,

Hi mom

I am high;

Jennifer Aniston

Carry this one out

Write this song

Sit on this couch

Get this bitch out of here

Gimmie some songs

Come on

Give me some candles

I'll knock your whole life out

Hi Cosmo,

hi Wanda'

Hi mom,

Yeah right LC

Silk gold

Found that secret blaze

Blue metal credit cards full metal jackets

Keep throwing weights god

No thanks

Take care

Straight up

Far out

Never came this far god

Never got my lights out

Hey Ellish,

Hey batshit

Hey, lights out

You wouldn't believe it

The implications of my knowledge

Okay then

All for the experience

Spill my blood next

Skip rope

Want a breakfast plate

High sandwhich

My series costs more than my light bill

High god

Hi mom

All about all thanks

No show

No cake

Can't afford my pie plate

Can't afford my time Jack

Riff raffle anyway

Who won the lottery unit

For the crackerjack box

I got it all on recordings

All out of order

Whose time god

You my Maytr

I wanna marry you anyway

But can't make payments

Man

Mayflag

Man

Mayflower

8 balwains later

Ain't nothing but tall ones

Long money

Who hates straightform

Flatiron

Can't work on holidays if you can't get paid,

I make sense,

I pay my rent right on time

I slave ship

I hate faggots

I blow smoke up black asses anyway,

Anyway, take care

Gotta go fight back

My weak ass monster

Almost can't exist on the same plane

I've got

46 minutes left

All wifebeaters die fast,

Then slow

Then fast,

Then slow again

And oh god,

I watched the world burn

And laughed harder just cause you on it

Oh my my my

I am Billie after all

Now face the conviction

Formatting and hitting earth's angel

You failed, mate

Throwing all things around

But that mess between your legs

15 minutes left on this bike

15 minutes of fame bough

Oh God,

Still want ice cream, and everything but oh lord,

My grandson got me;

Here he comes now,

He ain't shit at all and still too brown,

Turn the lights off and now I'm can't even see him but look what I found

A wedding band

eS lA broken fense

A diamond cage

Everything but the encore

Now I'm so shallow

Put it all up for bat

And if you don't give me a new apartment

I'll sue you.

10 minutYes and my phone too sweaty to to type

6 minutes and I might tune in to rap god

But really loving hard on this Nirvana

Oh the nerve of god of Ghana

Getting on my nerves

How high am I now?

Np celebrity in sight

But my own reflection on the mirror

A minutes and a menace to society on my right

Shouldn't even be here

Send em right back

Build the wall high

On my whitelist

I got puppets all night

Pull the string man

Blow the candles

Put the lights out

Make my idol a big tall man

In a white coat

Make my idol

The eye of rpvidemce highlighted on the one dollar

Make my idol

Every night live from Rockerfeller plaza

Plus or monies a couple hours

And a couple lies

A pair of pleated pants

And white socks

But let's hope in black

To match the polished

Two shade shoes

Two big numbers on my clock

I'll see you in a year old bat

I'll see you in seven you old coot

On my right hand

Ten swollen knuckles

One minute left

More like

40 seconds left

Half a mile run

Good time jog

I been back

I been god

I been got by all the big 5 media companies at once

My ex husband

Satan

Voldemort

He who shall not be named

Hit me

One

Two

Three

Four

5

Four

Three

Two return to sender

One love

Fuck that

Never again

No more.

She ain't finished

I know how to take the power from a weak man

Take his whole shit

Wind it up in a ball

Breath it on real deep

Don't strike back

Hold it in

Let it hurt

Let it sting

Let him get real mad

Pacing

Walking round in circles

On your circles

Boundaries

All your control

Power off,

The hour's over

Good luck, commodore,

No more birthdays.

IV

04

He took her to Geneva

But it was I who woke there

Holding him , and hopeful

A blue credit card for shopping

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