Kangaroos, meth and bears...OH MY!! Let's get Wednesday going with Opening Audio...First we talked to Ed...Sorry we missed nip chat Ed...Now to roo chat...A kangaroo was on the loose in Florida and people thought it was fresh out of the movie Kangaroo Jack...That was a prime Anthony Anderson flick...Speaking about an Anthony Anderson fan...A woman was pulled over for a warrant and she has a pet raccoon...The issue was that she had meth pipes and the raccoon was trying to smoke them...A man in Florida was killed viciously in a bear attack...The bear went into his trailer and got him...He also killed his dog...We presume the man was frying bologna...A serial driveway pooper is on the loose in Australia...And it turned into the best news story of the week...Johnny pulled out his Gonzo nose and thinks it's the woman from Pennsylvania that went viral...Are you a clown lover? What has happened to the clown? One man dressed as a clown was running through the neighborhood with a chainsaw...The Mountaineer Inn could face foreclosure for unpaid taxes...It is Real ID day...Make sure you have your enhancement license or passport if you want to travel...Weight Watchers has officially filed for bankruptcy...A man was trying to sell his house until squatters moved in...He wasn't able to get them out, so instead of getting authorities involved, he decided he would move his family into the home with the squatters...Did you wake up one day and say give me the Donnie Osmond look? Crocs are coming out with crystal encrusted shoes...Even though that was the chat we had Donnie aka listener Bart call...A man recorded a video of what it costs to take a family of five through Disney...You don't want to know! A North Carolina woman left her kids in the car while she went tanning and the cops were called...We are awaiting a Pope...Smokey Robinson is being accused of sexual assault by 4 of his housekeepers...North Carolina ranks 13th on the best states list...We hope that we rank #1 in your hearts, and you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!