Should Jeff go bald? What is with the nudity? Just some of the questions we have to get answered this morning...It all starts with the good ole' Opening Audio...What a follie to start things this morning...A man was arrested for what was claimed to be an attempted kidnapping at a Walmart...He spent 47 days in jail...He got out on bond after a video surfaced that didn't look like what they claim...A man crashed into a restaurant he was going to eat at because he choked on a french fry from McDonald's that he ate before going to eat...The Pope draft says it is going to be Cardinal Pizzabella...Do you have a town nude? We have two nude walkers...That is correct...TWO...One story is about a man who walks around the neighborhood naked and he has been doing it for two years...Another one is a naked man who sneaks around at night in a  neighborhood and sits in people's backyards...Prosecutors in the Diddy trial admit that a key witness might not be at trial because they have been unable to reach her...The man who crashed into Jennifer Aniston's home had been stalking her for a while...The body found in the French Broad River is not related to Hurricane Helene...Are you an Andy Richter fan? He is very upset that he can't afford Wegovy weight loss shots...Try a salad...A woman was attacked and eaten by an alligator after her and her husband were kayaking in gator infested waters...What did you think would happen? Now on to a bison goring...First incident of the season at Yellowstone National Park, as there will be others...We learned alot about bison this morning...Make sure you lay off the mayo...A family had a funeral for their grandmother, and halfway through the closed casket service an employee of the funeral home let them know they put the wrong body in the casket...Black smoke means no new Pope today...A woman sued her company after one of her co-workers did an online personality test for her and she was Darth Vader...She won and got 40k...There was concern for the health of David Hasselhoff...He was in a wheelchair at the airport...It's just his knee...A woman says get a dumb dog...If you happen to have one, why don't you hang out with it and listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!