LOOKING 4 LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES, LOOKING 4 LOVE IN TOO MANY FACES. With sincere apologies to Johnny Lee, post-divorce has been a rough ride for Disturbed vocalist David Draiman and who amongst us cannot sympathize. It seems like a blown opportunity for Blabbermouth not to launch their own dating app, but instead let's focus on how we can help David meet that special someone. If you're interested in a casual or long-term relationship with the voice and mind behind 2000's "Down With The Sickness", please forward your photograph (SFW only, please) and your turn-ons/turn-offs to this program's headquarters and I promise all materials will be forwarded by hand (ANALOG STYLE) to a trusted member of Team Draiman. Please enjoy this week's program, despite the mental image of David Draiman scrolling thru a dating site. 

(fund raiser for the family of Rob Laakso : https://www.gofundme.com/f/supporting-rob-laakso-and-family)