WE SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE!! Let's get going on this rainy wet Monday...Opening Audio time!! The Pope's brother has been chatting away about many topics...He's a real Roger Clinton...He did let us know that his brother is a White Sox fan...The man accused of crashing his car through the front gate of Jennifer Aniston's home appeared in court naked...If he played his cards right he could have had Mr. Bing...We have bad rubber ducky news...The world's largest rubber duck ripped in Myrtle Beach...A man who had his way with a cucumber back in October has gone viral again, and it involves railings and sandpaper...Is this a game of truth or dare? He needs new friends...A woman was in a Pizza Hut bathroom when she saw all of the supplies they use on a daily basis in there...They were using it as their storage room...Representative Chuck Edwards had the cops called on him after a drunk patron approached him...It's the goatee...4.1 earthquake was felt throughout WNC...Was it an earthquake or did listener Bart have a lady over? Bill Belichick's girlfriend was the second runner-up in the Miss Maine competition......Shout out to Sara who won our $11,000 Home Makeover contest...Rizzo got a gift of black licorice and we tried to figure out what it meant...Somehow it turned into Queen Latifah chat that carried on for a bit...A man was arrested for the 18th time being naked...At what point does nakedness become a news story? Is it the 5th time? 10th time? Is Fran Drescher watching Megan Markle's kids? Megan is being sued because a woman who followed her bath salts recipe got severe burns...More ground stoppages at Newark and Atlanta after the equipment went black...An investigation into why there is pizza being delivered to federal judges...Is the southern accent diminishing in the south? A man was arrested for robbing the same gas station 7 times...A man was arrested for stabbing his neighbor with a lightsaber over the temperature on the thermostat...He is 295lbs and showers 3 times a week...A Wingstop manager was arrested for throwing ranch dressing and chicken grease on customers...Ms. Peaches would not be happy...Fry that chicken and listen to this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!