Wilford Brimley called...Here is a chocolate sprinkle donut Rizzo...Let's get Tuesday rolling with a little thing we call Opening Audio...There once was a man from Salem...A man was driving his car at 118 mph...He was only nailed for a DUI...Jeff has decided his next car is a conversion van...A woman crashed her car all because of a spider...We found out Rizzo is whacking cicadas, and he is BTK...A Houston Astros pitcher's family has been threatened after he has gotten off to an awful start this year...An Amazon delivery driver has been fired after she was caught going to the bathroom in the front yard of someone's house...She looked right at the camera...She knew what she was doing...A man was mauled and eaten by his pet tiger...Have we not learned yet that they are wild animals...The Diddy trial kicked off yesterday and there were some explosive allegations...He was paying off security guards and paying male escorts to sleep with his girlfriend Cassie...The Menendez brothers' resentencing hearing begins today and one of our favorite listeners Melvin O'Donnell hopes Rosie helps them out...Is the NBA draft rigged? The Dallas Mavericks with a 1.8% of winning got the #1 pick...Is it weird that Rizzo spends his days wiping out cicadas with his son using an oven cleaner...Can someone say BTK, Bundy, maybe The Ice Man? Come to Wally World with us...A bunch of crazy stories coming from Walmart today...One man in North Carolina was spraying bodily fluids on people...Another man let off a gun that went boom inside of the store, and another man assaulted three women...Let's just get our great value and go home...Do you believe there is actually a syndrome where people wake up with an accent...An Asian woman says she now has an Irish accent...Liar...There are no charges in the incident with Chuck Edwards from over the weekend...A woman who was running for assembly in New Jersey was caught selling her feet pics online...Stealing deodorant a new trend? $400 worth was taken from an Ingles...Eminem's stalker has finally been arrested after many years...Join us later in the week as we discuss Rick Astley...But for now, check out the Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!