Do you remember the smell of your middle school boy's locker room? Mennen Speed Stick? Check your tanner score and let's get the show going...It's Opening Audio time...Let's talk about bird explosions...Pop like a firecracker...A neighborhood is having an issue where birds are hitting power lines and exploding...If you're going to go then that's the way...Let's head to Iowa...The field of dreams...Their faucets are pumping out pink water...Terrance Mann would drink the pink water...A young kid who refuses to shower made a diss track to women who like to shower...He channeled his inner tweedy bird...Are you ready to Cannes with Van? Halle Berry had a hot steamy video she posted, and it really was all about her man Van Hunt...A woman can't stand that her boyfriend Ralph hums all the time...Hum hum hum...Bill Belichick finally spoke about his girlfriend Jordon Hudson...He said she has nothing to do with the football operations at UNC but she has been approached to be on Dancing With The Stars...Pete Rose has been reinstated and is now eligible for the Hall of Fame...Joe Biden did not recognize George Clooney at a fundraising event...What is the toothpaste that goes spllllthhhllll? We talked about this after a clip went viral about a family of six that shares a toothbrush...Well Rizzo couldn't remember a particular toothpaste at his Grandma's house, and after several calls we figured out it was Mentadent...Listener Ray called and his daughter wanted a tough guy name for her unborn son...We got Angus, Titus, Stone, Buster, Goliath, and even Orenthal...Ray liked Stone & Norris...The Menendez Brothers are one step away from being released from prison...A guy named Ollie is traveling the world with his kitty cat...He is going to travel until he dies...Airbnb is launching celebrity experiences including a Sunday Funday with Patrick Mahomes...Two cars were driving down a highway sharing a bottle of vodka...A man was going around Downtown Pittsburgh hitting people with rocks from a slingshot...They eat a lot of perogies there...You can eat whatever you want while you listen to this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!