This IS THE PERFECT show for your MEMORIAL DAY Asheville "Staycation"! Rizzo and Jeff talk about how EATING MCDONALDS and drinking DIET COKE does not help with Weight Loss! Then we talk about Groping a Goofy (GAWRSH) Rizzo being a PEN STEALING MINI VAN DADDY! We then wrap up with Jeff in Listener Court for STEALING from Ruby's Salad Bar and the URINAL $50!!!