October 09, 2024

057 - Breaking the Ice

1 hour 43 minutes

Buckle up, dumpster divers! This week we're plunging into the icy depths of "Breaking the Ice," a made-for-social-media hockey "sport romance" that's about as smooth as a Zamboni with square wheels. Join us as we dissect this vertically-filmed masterpiece, complete with:

Baffling plot twists and inexplicable $100,000 mall necklaces

Hockey players who look like they'd struggle in a peewee league

A cleaning lady who somehow affords an endless supply of wine

The world's most wobbly heart-shaped birthmark

Mysteriously teleporting characters

The worst fake punches in cinematic history

Grab your popcorn (and maybe a stiff drink) as we break down this gloriously awful cinematic experience that somehow clawed its way to over a million views. It's time to hit the ice - er, dumpster - with Dumpsterpiece Theatre!

Breaking the Ice (YouTube)

IMDB

Goodreads (Shut Out)

Jami Davenport

Nicole Mattox Audition Reel (IMDB)

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