We're tackling the same topic as just about everyone else this week - the Coronavirus. We hit on airport searches, retail nightmares, and ethics.

Quotes include----

"There are plenty of things you can do where you look back and think you were a fool. Three weeks from now, I could be talking about how I took a shit in an airport the other day. There, I said it.". ----

"I think we should create a tax credit for people who purchase bidets. It's about time America appreciated what those are". ----

"Charmin Ultra executives at this point are probably like 'thanks everyone, but honestly, why toilet paper?"