Have you ever accidentally smoked the ashes of a crazy lady's dead husband? We talk about that, teenage goth crushes, 13 Reasons Why, Beauty and the Beast, Paranormal Activity, Mary Jane's cheerleading adventures, shopping alone, trying underwear on, getting flashed at the water slide, the art of storytelling, being haunted by a glass ghost, Awkwafina, being so high that you can't pee, the right age to procreate, sharks eating their siblings in the womb, unusual ages to meet your significant other, eating weird things as a child, a porn art project, jello shot finger painting, approximate knowledge, Bill Clinton being a creep, IQ tests, being bad at math, senior ditch day, dildo cars, transgender porn, being ready to try new things, bro-history, the strangeness of cameras, f*cking off on the last day of work, sending and receiving dick pics, hooking up with pretend-virgins, the excitement of taboo, different trips on spice, stretch marks, economic differences between us and our parents, copying circles & developing social skills, school rankings, foreign languages, being justifiably afraid of hippos, getting your hair pulled by a monkey at the zoo, our romances as kids, hiding drugs in your p*ssy, & how to approach women as a woman. Enjoy!