Rich and Josh discuss breaking up, forgetting to breathe, winter driving, complicated relationships with John Mayer, believing you can fly, the Metric Year™ and accompanying Metric Month™, audience participation, pretending to be normal, the Death Clock, robotic dinosaurs, quarter-life crises, the power of optimism, the golden rule, youknowimright, the basement of a castle, and Neil Young's Time Fades Away.

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