Name a famous Ricky...Ramirez? Martin? ...We kicked off the show with an update of the baconator eating man from Michigan who has had a weeklong drama with his license that he never had...It also seems to be the week of thoughtful criminals as we talked about a woman who called 911 to report she was currently stealing a car...Did you know we were alpha males? We learned that from the 18-24yr old crowd as we talked about a bar that only allows ages 30 and up to enter...Why was there a bear strolling around downtown? Thanks to Johnny we have determined it was momma bear who was searching for the two Violet Beauregarde's who messed with her cubs...The disingenuous goodbye...As we prepare for the final night of Sajak on the wheel we talked about Vanna's goodbye...And boy was it flaccid...In a surprising turn of events on a "Who Do You Wanna Fight Friday" we zeroed in on Sajak...We gave our case...His admission to being a drunk...Him yelling at the audience...And him submitting himself every year to People Magazines "Sexiest Man Alive" ...Don't go see The Smashing Pumpkins because Billy Corgan cares more about the NWA than playing their hits for you....In a stunning turn of events, Sajak released his final goodbye...In it he was happy to teach us all the Alphabet ...Maybe with all his wealth he can go buy the Full House home that is up for sale...Wipe down your bike seats if you want to bike naked...And if you're driving around Asheville this weekend...Watch out for railroad spikes...Enjoy this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show