The lead topic for this week's program was meant to address rumors of the Saudi Royal Fund's alleged attempts to launch an event that would go head to head with Pittsburgh's Skull Fest, but at the last minute I had to opt for a mostly musical episode as none of the scheduled guests turned up. In fact, it seems they're all missing, which I am sure is a huge coincidence and it will be no time at all before they are returned to their families (fully intact). In the meantime, I am happy to report the Saudi Royal Fund has instead acquired the I.P. for a meme template that allows you to create your own Skull Fest lineup. I'll not be participating (admittedly, it does look like fun). Everyone has a line they absolutely will not cross and I suppose you could say this is mine.