Transporting a mattress? Make sure you get the help of Momma Grape to lay on the mattress and hold it down and not have your wife do it...We chatted about a guy whose wife fell off the back of a truck on a highway lying down on the mattress to keep it in place...A place where mattresses need to be used is Japan...The Japanese are concerned about the population and are doing whatever they can to promote love making...Nudists are not happy that no one is looking at them...We have determined that most nudists look like a freshly popped can of Pillsbury croissants...Speaking of Pillsbury...We talked about the difference between fat Drew Carey and the skinny Drew Carey and took a journey back in time for when the man scored a perfect bid during the showcase...Why are we putting ketchup with KitKat's? Why did a bull jump into the crowd at a rodeo...And why did a guy's colon fall out after sneezing? We heard from Johnny who is going to try KitKats and ketchup after work today...He also let us know he had bowel issues all weekend...Speaking of issues...What is butterball naked? A guy in Evansville Indiana was "butterball" naked when the cops arrived, and he told them it was ok because he was filming a movie...Do you need a new butt? We talked about a book in Texas that has been brought back to school library shelves after it was banned...Do you sing and talk to your plants? Well, we found out Rizzo does...And we spoke to a woman that has a business where she travels around and brings indoor plants back to life by singing and talking to them...Do you hobby horse? We heard from a man who has extreme passion for the sport...Is it a sport? A realtor fired for exposing his boss who left a giant turd in the toilet at one of the houses he was trying to sell...Mind you there was no water...Nick Cannon insured his junk...That and so much more on the Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!