In this episode, the hosts exchange Secret Santa gifts and then discuss the worst Christmas songs. They compare and evaluate various songs, including 'I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas,' 'Christmas Shoes,' 'Don't Shoot Me Santa,' and more. The hosts share their opinions and vote on the worst songs in each matchup. In this episode, the hosts engage in a Christmas song showdown, pitting various holiday songs against each other to determine the worst of the worst. They discuss songs by artists such as John Denver, Paul McCartney, Elton John, Justin Bieber, and Tiny Tim. The conversation gets heated as they debate the merits of each song and ultimately crown the winner (or loser) of the worst Christmas song of all time: 'The Christmas Shoes' by New Song.

Chapters

00:00 Introduction

02:30 Secret Santa Gifts

09:20 Worst Christmas Songs: I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas vs. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

19:36 Worst Christmas Songs: Dominic the Donkey vs. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

21:13 Worst Christmas Songs: Christmas Shoes vs. River

25:05 Worst Christmas Songs: Don't Shoot Me Santa vs. Christmas Saves the Year

28:23 Worst Christmas Songs: I Never Knew the Meaning of Christmas vs. Christmas Conga

30:08 Worst Christmas Songs: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus vs. Santa Looked Like Daddy

35:26 Worst Christmas Songs: White Christmas vs. Christmas Lights

40:13 Worst Christmas Songs: Christmas Tree vs. Christmas Lights

45:07 Worst Christmas Songs: Christmas Eve in Washington vs. Christmas in Los Angeles

46:00 Worst Christmas Songs: Back Door Santa vs. Christmas All Over Again

47:33 Christmas Song Showdown

51:07 The 12 Days of Christmas

53:21 Bob and Doug McKenzie

55:12 Paul McCartney vs. Elton John

57:44 Justin Bieber's Christmas Songs

58:59 Tiny Tim's Controversial Song

59:54 Wreck the Malls vs. Santa Claus Has Got the AIDS This Year

01:02:02 Two Front Teeth vs. Dominic the Donkey

01:02:30 The Christmas Shoes vs. Don't Shoot Me Santa

01:02:57 Madonna's Santa Baby vs. Iggy Pop's White Christmas

01:03:29 Backdoor Santa vs. The Chipmunks

01:04:23 The 12 Days of Christmas vs. Wonderful Christmas Time

01:04:53 Justin Bieber's Christmas Songs vs. Tiny Tim

01:05:20 Christmas Shoes vs. Santa Look Like Daddy

01:06:55 Underneath My Christmas Tree vs. Christmas in Washington

01:07:15 Christmas in Washington vs. The Chipmunks

01:08:04 12 Days of Christmas vs. Tiny Tim

01:09:24 Christmas Shoes vs. Santa Look Like Daddy

01:09:48 Christmas Shoes vs. Christmas in Washington

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