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[beeps]

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Birdie??

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Birdie? Are you still there?

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Birdie? Dammit.

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I think I’m in some kind of dead spot still—goddammit—

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(deep breath) Okay, okay, sorry. I’m—I’m here. 
I don’t know how long you’ve been sending this message and I’m not even positive I got all of it, because it keeps going in and out, but I’m pretty sure you’re asking where I am? Which means that you probably haven’t been receiving any of my transmissions. Which means…I should probably get out of goddamn Wyoming.

I’m in Wyoming, that’s where I am. I’m still on pretty rural state routes—I’m headed to I-25, so I’ll try you again when I get there.

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