We've emerged from our unplanned hiatus to tackle "The Duel" - where noodley-armed Dylan Sprouse and his Australian nemesis aim flintlock pistols at each other over a girl who can't decide which bro she wants!

Key Moments:

• Patrick Warburton (aka Putty) narrates and stars in this gentlemanly festival of atonement with philosophical musings and a hipster mustache
• A burning surfboard starts a feud that somehow requires black powder pistols to resolve
• Our protagonists get drugged and kidnapped to a Mexican drug lord's estate (that's actually in Indiana?) for their duel
• Abby, the woman they're fighting over, gets kidnapped too... but with a complimentary spa day!
• The world's most awkward dinner party features Hunter S. Thompson funeral plans and toxic masculinity accusations
• A sociopathic daughter recites 17th century poetry while everyone downs ice cream sundaes before the big showdown
• The ending makes absolutely no sense, but hey, at least we learned that even women used to duel (Lady Braddock once fought with pistols AND swords because someone insulted her age!)

Is it worth 3.5 dumpsters? Maybe not, but we'll never look at Chili's the same way again.

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