Who's the dumbest MFer in Toledo? Lots and lots of good options, but at least for 24 hours, it's me. 

But first...Connor Nicodemus is home for the summer and he's been assigned some chores. Simple ones, lawn mowing, cleaning up the yard of poop. Easy, right? Nah.

When parents are split who decides the boy's hairstyle?

Habitat for Humanity is awfully rigid in the guidelines for donating furniture to them. Just come take my shit!