The AMPire Diaries Episode 71: The Vampire Diaries - “No Exit”

AMPies, we are back on our Vampy Ds bullshit and we are back with all of our boys. Our boys and our terrible, just plain awful Elena Gilbert impersonator. (Seriously, shame on all of our Mystic Falls friends. Even Jeremy, who’s not our friend—in fact, we don’t even mention him when we’re talking about how all of them should know better—but should definitely know when his sister is not his sister.) Yes, this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “No Exit” (Season 5, Episode 14). Which means we’re talking:

- The boys… who are in motion.

- The official AMPire Diaries syllabus.

- Ladies, leave your Theranos.

- Morgan finally takes Joyce Summers to task.

- New “Boy Corner” canon.

- Enzo's brain.

- Boobs in television.

- Lowering the IQs of you, the AMPies.

- Will Dickinson showrunner Alena Smith guest on our pod?

- Season 7 opinions, even though we’re very much not there yet.

- The world's greatest detectives, Caroline and Stefan.

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“GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS” (“No Exit”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “No Exit”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAE5a9SSjtU

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “No Exit”: Stefan and “Elena’s” road trip to save Damon… and Matt and Nadia’s “road trip” to Atlantic City!

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