I really hoped I could summon the self-control this week to refrain from comment on the topic below, but FFS you’ve all pushed me too far. I don’t want to hear one more word about the Spacehog documentary you just streamed. I don’t care about the first time you heard Spacehog, I don’t care about the first time you saw Spacehog, I don’t care about what you were doing and where you were when you learned Spacehog were done. I realize these thoughts put me at odds with popular sentiment but I simply do not care. Fuck Spacehog. And fuck you — unless we can talk about something else for once. I’m not kidding. I don’t wanna hear about Spacehog rarities. I don’t wanna know anything about THE FIFTH SPACEHOG.