What's the price of dignity? Would you have a sugar daddy/momma? We talk about that, the origins of Santa Claus, being white as kids, Fancy Panch's past in jalapeño-picking, not knowing what drinks to get at a bar, good quality plastic, classy alcoholism, throwing up, being addicted to the other coke, experienced rolling, drug preferences, control, expressing emotion, Fancy Panch's love life, getting caught flirting at work, kinky sex, getting dildos delivered in the mail, furries, wearing a necklace of your defeated enemies' d*cks, dolphins & rape, stereotypical roleplaying, gay Pokemon, cholos, being stuck in shitty relationships, strawberry swirls, & Emo Nite LA.

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