Jay and Tim travel to 1983 and review "Return from Pago Island" and "The Blue Beetle to Live Again" from Americomics (vol 1) #3. The stories, by Rik Levins, Bill Black, Tim Bove, Rebecca Black, Leo J. Laney, Neal Stannard, and Pat Broderick, both focus on the return of Dan Garrett in too uniquely stupid ways.