Does the tickle monster make you go uggggghhh? We started the show going through a history of Hugh Jackman's ugghhhss...A man is going viral for being a tickle monster...Except he wants to tickle cops for clout...Bigs should not wear anything that is colored periwinkle...A school is banning kids from wearing black clothing...The only problem is that you cannot have chunky kids in pastel colored clothing...A porch pirate just couldn't let Rizzo's bald head glisten today...Rizzo buys some weird bald guy lotion that makes his head glisten after he uses it...It's crazy now how porch pirates are dressing as Amazon workers to take things...Do you like games? Well we have a silly one for you...Would you rather marry a woman who sang to you on her way down the aisle or date a guy who delivered an awful rap song of love to you...Donna has decided that she would go full on KD Lang before she dated the world's worst rapper...Snoop Dog makes 500k a day at the Olympics for being a correspondent plus travel expenses...Mark Zuckerberg's dad has backed a company that has robot dentists, and they have started using them...Who do you know that smells like dough, butter and salt? Auntie Anne's is launching a cologne called Kneed...What is your go to poor meal? Franks n beans? Ramen? 75% for a tip ...A woman got her eyebrows done and when she went to pay there was no option for a custom tip...There was 75% 85% and 100% ...Just unreal...People are going to tip themselves out of business...Does Gen Z have a sock issue? The crew sock is back? Is it knee high? The ankle? August 7th is the most dangerous day of the year to drive on the road, says a dashcam company...There is no rhyme or reason why...So be careful out there...Journey has canceled their tour over a credit card fight...And a woman swallowed a whole toothbrush while simply brushing her teeth...Why don't you swallow down the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!