ITS COURT DAY for Rizzo & Jeff...If you didn't know, a few months ago we got pulled over for speeding but we weren't speeding...So we are heading to the Buncombe County Courthouse to fight it...Rizzo, who is dressed in his periwinkle colored shirt, is ready to go...Before we go we had some things to discuss like idiots who keep trying to go viral by singing their orders at drive-thrus...What is happening in Iowa? A man went on a nude bonanza running around with his cornhusker out stealing cars...Lets share a tender moment together...Another man decided to rob an adult store called "tender moments" ...Except he didn't rob the money...He went straight for the $300 life size toy doll...He is still on the lamb...We believe he is hiding inside somewhere with the doll...Probably at Motel 6 where they leave the light on for you...When it comes to Olympic updates there has always been a ton of horn sounds...Now a bell has been added...More gold medals for the USA btw...A man married 50 years had a woman hiding had a woman hiding in the bushes outside of the if his paternity case went in his favor...He wanted to be prepared...It didn't go in his favor...COURT BREAK BRB...In the meantime enjoy figuring out why Mickey Rourke and Larry King smell like salted buttered dough....WE ARE BACK...Case DISMISSED...The speeding ticket is gone...Back to the show...Butch and Suni, our two favorite astronauts are stuck in space until February of 2025 or so it looks that way...GEN Z does it again...Landlines are making a comeback and we do not hate it...We can even remember our numbers when we got our own phones in our rooms...Shawneesha just wanted to share her riblets...A woman at Applebee's named Shawneesha was arrested for disorderly conduct after she shared her all you can eat riblets with people at the table...That's a NO NO and they rang each person up for it...She wasn't having it and the cops were called...Why don't you enjoy some riblets and listen to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!