Howdy Doody!! Want to meet Hilary Fluff? No? Well Fluff is an emotional support chicken...A woman was pulled over because in her front seat she had a child's seat and in it was her emotional support chicken eating Funyuns...A guy sang about how poor he was on pay day to the tune of Cotton Eye Joe...Imagine being labeled a fire hazard...We were able to listen to a top-notch best man speech that involved balding and being chunky...Speaking of...A 825lb bisquicker was told she cannot return to her 8th floor apartment because she was deemed a "fire hazard." What can be worse than that...Think of 825lbs...That's a grizzly bear...A Yak...A moose...We updated about the terror threat over the Taylor Swift concert...A Delta flight carrying Carolina Panthers players slid off the runway this morning upon landing...Luckily everyone was ok...3 people have died in just one week at the Grand Canyon...

Rizzo outed Jeff about his Goodwill purchase...A walker...It was only $10...He was planning ahead...Rizzo thinks he is an even Stephen...When one good thing happens something then bad happens...He went from winning in court with his traffic ticket to his car being involved in a sewage line explosion...Canadians we have a question...It's pretty straightforward...Why are you pooping on the beach? The Royal Mountain Canadian Police seemed angry...Well at least tried...Dr. Ruth passed just a few weeks ago and one woman is trying to take her spot like a vulture...Jenny McCarthy wants to have a show like Dr. Ruths...The only problem is she is the woman who had intercourse with Jim Carrey...Which Carrey was it though? Was it "do not go in there Jim" or was it emotional deep-thinking Jim...A man in Texas was putting explosives under public toilet seats...Have you ever tried tomato ice toast? Can we stop stealing the tuna? How about one more HOWDY DOODY for the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!