Rizzo kicked off the show being slap silly at 6am...He was pretty juiced up it was Friday...Opening audio took us right through the fast food drive-thru line as we learned that McDonalds has sell-by dates on their breakfast burritos...Chick-Fil-A is now charging people 30 cents for bags...We heard from the worst break dancer in history Raygun...After we left the drive-thru we made a stop at Wallyworld aka Walmart...Why did Eduardo whip it out in Walmart? At Least he did it in the back in the tire section...A man sang a song about not wanting to go to Walmart and a woman got hot food that was supposed to be cold delivered from there...We were introduced to the Ketamine Queen...We talked about the 5 people arrested in connection with the death of Friends star Matthew Perry...Perry got 50 vials of ketamine delivered within 2 weeks...Let's find the hooligans that stole local lawn equipment from a local elementary school...Stormy Daniels is in town tonight for a one night only comedy show...It's called "One Night Stand" with Stormy Daniels...A woman is suing Subway and claiming a chair broke under her weight when she sat on it...She is blaming the chair...Kevin Spacey is a squatter...He refuses to leave his house that was foreclosed on and bought by someone new...Legend Greg Kinh passed but the real issue is that he is forever tied to that Weird Al guy...It's all because Weird Al parodied his song Jeopardy...Now every story is about Weird Al...Yeet...Thingie...Floof...Just some of the words added to Scrabble...Freeze your credit report, there has been a breach...A NC mom is catching a lot of heat because she dropped her daughter off at college and slept overnight at the dorm...People are saying you gave her wings, let her fly...Jeffrey Tambor? Bruce Vilanch? Joan Rivers? Those names ring a bell? They were all on Hollywood Squares...The 98yr old host Peter Marshall passed...We hope he's in that big middle square in the sky...And we hope you listen to the Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!!