I'm not quite sure how I managed to produce this week's episode. Several days ago, I had an unfortunate encounter with several large individuals at a local drinking establishment who took great exception to my (loud) insistence that Jerry Reed was both the author and singer of :"Junk Food Junkie" and said condition was the cause of his passing. 

For starters, I was incorrect (the song was performed by Larry Groce) and I deeply regret my inflammatory remarks. Especially because I am now eating several dozen anti-inflammatories a day after my glassed were smashed, my shins were kicked and i was struck in a very sensitive area (alright, the face) with what was either a serving tray or a novelty clock made from a warped Alien Ant Farm album. 

This week's show was inspired by the above incident, even if I was incapable of discussing it openly (ie. I'm not really able to do much right now besides moan and groan).