ARE WE ON? Had to fiddle with the buttons this Thursday to get things going...Open your mouth for The Rizzo & Jeff Show as we talked about the return of Kobayashi to the hot dog eating competition...A young man taught us how to eat pizza by folding it as if we didn't know...Want to 1 star me? Watch your back...A Lyft driver got a 1 star rating after taking customers to the mall and vandalized their house...If you are starting school and you are suffering from the dreaded acne, DONOT rub onion and garlic on your face to make it go away...No one wants to smell like that on the first day of school...Badminton has become the code word for sex amongst teenagers in Hong Kong...Rizzo attempted to tie two stories together that had nothing to do with each other...One about a casket cooler, and one about a couple who were making love at a park and hit the gear into drive and the car went into the water....A 4 year old destroyed a 3500 year old vase at a museum...A teen boy went on a hunger strike until his mom bought him an iPhone...A fake plastic surgeon who worked on Mickey Rourke was busted in LA for being unlicensed...That explains Mickey's mug...No Danny Devito was not a professional ice cream licker...But we did ask Asheville and it had their minds twisted in a pretzel...The calls flew in...He also wasn't a Santa's elf...He was a children's ride operator...Many guessed...Brittany nailed it, and she is going to see ZZ Top...CEOs are going on psychedelic mushroom retreats to get their mind right...Dude Wipes now have a pumpkin spice scent...We found the perfect woman...She needs you to make at least 45k a year and drive a Toyota...She also likes the finer restaurants...Cheesecake Factory...Chinese or Taco Bell...A group of people left their co-worker on a mountain at a company hiking retreat...What kind of co-worker do you have to be to be the only one left behind? A North Carolina woman went for a job interview in the Florida Keys but downed half a bottle of booze upon landing and crashed into a liquor store...Pull out those Dude Wipes...Get your backside smelling like pumpkin spice and clove...Avoid the floppy and listen to the Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!!