At least Blabbermouth.net spared us the editorializing for a change. By contrast, the fucking ghouls at METAL INJECTION went with a headline reading "Killswitch Engine's bus hit an elk but everyone is ok". Everyone? The elk didn't survive what the band are optimistically calling "an accident", and it doesn't sit well with me at all that wildlife are being snuffed out in order for Killswitch Engine to continue their campaign of avarice and greed. 

With that in mind, for the 170th consecutive week, I will not be featuring any music by Killswitch Engine on The Radio Hour That Feels Like Two Hours. Mostly because they're fucking terrible, but also because they are elk murderers.