The AMPire Diaries Episode 85: The Vampire Diaries - “Promised Land”

Do you hear the yammering, AMPies? Honestly, it’s pretty hard to miss. Unless you’re the townspeople of Mystic Falls, it seems. So this week, your favorite Vampire Diaries rewatch-slash-first-time watch (and mostly spoiler-free) combination podcast is discussing The Vampire Diaries’ “Promised Land” (Season 5, Episode 21). Which means we’re talking:

- Julian, the lead of The Vampire Diaries.

- Speaking of, when exactly was the last “good” episode of the show?

- Walking. Packing. Meeting.

- BDE: Bonnie/Damon/Enzo.

- Household chores.

- Ways Markos could have been better. (We promise this doesn’t take up the whole episode.) By the way, we are no longer interested in understanding Markos’ plan.

- Gay and Brother: The Duality of Luke.

- The mildest(some could even say milquetoast) of Legacies spoilers.

- The terror of chanting.

- The most feminist TVD character.

- Jill’s finale predictions, as this is the penultimate episode of Season 5.

“OUTRUNNING DEATH” (“Promised Land”)

Whether you’re a Vampire Diaries obsessive or newcomer, join along with hosts LaToya Ferguson (@lafergs—Vampire Diaries obsessive), Morgan Lutich (@LorganMutich—Vampire Diaries obsessive), and Jill Defiel (@jiilbobaggins—Vampire Diaries newcomer) on their new podcast journey. Most importantly, get AMPED (and horny) along with them on this journey. Ya gotta get AMPED.

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The Official CW Promo for “Promised Land”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OBtcfMktCM

The Mystic Falls Event of the Week for “Promised Land”: the Traveler’s biggest chant yet

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