Not all nipples are created equal #salaminipples. We talk about that, liberal arts degrees, going back to school, Mary Jane's shenanigans in class, a very liberal professor, not shampooing your hair, cold showers, explaining weed to your mom, being lucky, our 4/20 celebration, the illuminati, drunk arguments with passive-aggressive parents, sucking dick as a means to attain freedom, not knowing what to say after laughing, staring at people, having to wash your hair at a friend's house, child nicknames, motherly advice to your tomboy daughter, being too drunk to hook up, timing your trip to the restroom, space porn, meeting hot singles near your area, ordering lesbian porn on cable, odd purchases at sex shops, shocking your hand to wake up, tips for boob growth from tv, being boob shy, having an extra nipple to play with, regrowing body parts, TITTY WRANGLING, the origins of our last names, terrible fart jokes, average amounts of guy-farting, feeling dumb for being angry, exaggerating about spiders & bugs, IPAs being gross, accidentally sitting on your balls, bright white ass, dyeing your pubes, talking about serious topics with your partner, & scatting.

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