CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…

*Originally published 4/13/2024

THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.

Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode!

Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve

D.T. Carel as Peter

Tim Jennings as The Chieftan

Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall

Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Goblin #2

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson

Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST

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