Welcome to Season Two, apparently, where we try to introduce the "show," like shows are wont to do. In a rare display of responsible continuity, Cricket reveals their Vitamin Vape finds, while Jeff, fake ID in tow, reconnects with gypsykind in the form of solicited contraband.

We return, however briefly, to the main conceit.

Topics include: Causality, Drunk Driving, Heat Death vs. Nuclear Winter, Comfy Girls, BurpCount: 10, and Guns.