We have a raw and uncut video taken at 1 AM when today is tomorrow, with my cousin Stephanie. I get advice, we give advice about dating apps and meeting at Walmart. Since they're basically the same right? She might be a Millennial but it doesn't feel like it, I guess it's that neuron dense brain of hers. 

I'm honored to have a future CEO as a guest today. Me and Saturn stalk some people on Facebook, make fun of Noah Centineo and Gordon Ramsay since he could never compare to our childhood dirt cuisine. Well the ankle biters can't get us now kids cause I'll be a nun if I don't figure things out soon.   

Middle school drama is temporary, but fan fiction is forever. Me and my friend from Middle School, Kamilah, finally talk about old, awkward middle school crushes, circumstances, teachers and please not the band kids. 

My childhood might have just led me to selling drugs on Minecraft, but have you ever wondered how you're going to die, or what happens after you die, as long as we don't die on the toilet. In this episode, me and Claude talk about school, childhood memories, relationships, and how it impacted us. 

Join us us as we talk about whatever random thoughts fly into our head with my first guest, Tyler.

Finally, another long-awaited episode where it's the first time we have two guests. The stakes are high because it is my second to last day of being in the public school system EVER (dun dun dun). Well, by the time this is published, I'll be far from the clutches of high school awaiting my graduation ceremony. Anywho our two guests today are the lovely Thanh for her second time around these parks and Mr. Conti our resident neighborhood gal aka high school English teacher. We have learned quite a lot on this week's episode so strap in and get ready my niblings. Also if you didn't think my audio quality could get any worse you truly underestimated the power of me and my broken microphone:)

Hello there kids, I can confidently admit that the audio is pretty bad on this one. I have my best friend Kendal on here today where you get to hear how out day to day conversations pretty much go most of the time. Will you learn anything from this episode, probably not. Will you lose a couple braincells trying to figure out our jokes we don't bother to explain, probably. But most of all will you gain two good ol buds you can put in your pocket and listen to on your commute to and from work, school, or suspicious activities you little buggers have planned, probably so. Unless you are a misogynistic man that doesn't want to listen to our young dumb teenage gorl problems. 

When you've known each other for too long and have way too many cults and conspiracy theories. Me Amel and her seeester radiate chaotic energy in this episode as Melanie has an 11 year old midlife crisis, remembering kids that twerked on the table in 4th grade. The myth of the bowl cut boy has never haunted me more, also that one kid that used a glue stick as Chapstick in Elementary school.   

Many surprises for those who look to find them *cackles and heeheehee hrrm"