This movie has everything: Drug Mobsters, Boobs, Ninjas, Russian accents, bad Matrix action ripoff scenes, Strip Clubs, VERY fat gentleman, car chases and BOOOOOOOBS.

Also, I literally can not find any information about the actor who plays Vlad in this movie. I'm putting out a bounty for you to find out if this man is alive or dead.

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Miserable Hair People

If we watch and review it on the show, we will Paypal you $1. No bamboozle.