If you grew up a fat white kid in the 90s, you LOVED the Chicago Bulls team and one of their main attractions was the Hall of Fame defensive legend Dennis Rodman. Known for his outrageous on-and-off court antics, he is a completely unforgettable part in professional basketball history.

Oh, he also kick fights Jean-Claude Van Damme in this weird movie.

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Our first Blaxploitation film! Like we say in this, we loved Transformed so much, when we found this film, staring Hammer, we immediately jumped this to the front of the watch line.

Oh boy was that a mistake.

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Oh boy, this is a fun one! Bad acting, killer robots, fun 90s VR video game effects, this movie has it all! I don't think anyone reads these, but spoilers, this one gets into our MHP Hall of Fame for getting 3 Green Check Marks (with the help of some peer pressure from Kevin and Tom).

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It's not every day you watch a movie and think, "Well damn, now we need to watch everything associated with this." But here we are. Transformed was put out by RareFlix.com, a company that, shockingly, does not exist anymore.

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Apparently I just forgot to upload this one last week. Whoops!

Also, hello to all of our new Tucson Comic Con people! Glad to have you!

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We are ending Spooky Bullshit Month with a bang! I mean, we forgot to light the fuse for the first three movies, but gosh darn it, we're going out as strong as we can!

We will be at Tucson Comic Con this Friday, Saturday and Sunday, Booth AA 163 so swing by, say Hi and grab some free stuff!

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We're at the penultimate episode of Spooky Bullshit Month! This week, we're joined again my our good friend, and for one of us, our lover, Alex! This week, she picked the 2001 Horror film The Breed!

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Hey-o! It's our first zombie movie! We're continuing this four person MHPannel layout by being joined, for the third time, by our good Thicc Daddy Aaron!

Automaton Transfusion is a 2006 American independent horror film written and directed by Steven C. Miller. It claims to be, "the Holy Grail of true independent horror films." Which is debatable at best.

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Sorry about missing a video last week. My hard drive decided to yeet the files away so our 17 week streak of $1 Bin of Doom videos came to an end.

We are getting back into it for the month of October with what we're calling "Spooky Bulls%!$ Month!" Woooo! Four weeks of spooky movies just for you!

First week is Kevin's nostalgia pick of 2003's Dreamcatcher, based on the Stephen King book of the same name! Is it any good? Let's find out together!

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This movie has everything: Drug Mobsters, Boobs, Ninjas, Russian accents, bad Matrix action ripoff scenes, Strip Clubs, VERY fat gentleman, car chases and BOOOOOOOBS.

Also, I literally can not find any information about the actor who plays Vlad in this movie. I'm putting out a bounty for you to find out if this man is alive or dead.

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