Hi party people, get a drink umbrella and your blender out of your dusty ass cabinet...it's time for some frozen drinks, sandy make-outs, and salty tears!! Bachelor in Paradise is here and we are BLESSED to have David Spade. Don't you ever rip him away from us.

Already so much fun breaking the first episode down, and Aubrey has never seen it at all let alone with CH!! Remember how we mentioned missing his formalities on Katie's season? Well I hope they threw them overboard for Paradise because that sh*t never belonged here! 😝

Enjoy BB's