Welcome to Babe Patrol--a podcast about...well, you'll see. For our fledgling episode, we’re bringing you into our world, but mostly stumbling around as we do it.  We have gossip about a secret relationship at work, a CELEBRITY in Portsmouth, and multiple dating profiles we gently dissect. Notable tangents include VH1’s The Pickup Artist, the Free-Stater Movement in NH, Chris Maloni? Maroni? Meloni?, and the best way to transport an organ when you’re on a date. Visual aids, supporting documents, and Top Secret files are on our IG feed. Tell us your low-stakes local gossip or dating woes at [email protected], follow us on Instagram and TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com