Your car's new AI is here to make your driving experience comfortable, convenient...and safe.

Yep, that's definitely a Class 5 Reality Vortex (Stable) in your attic. Good thing you called Multiverse Pest Control.

Many will ask for your vote, but one candidate demands it.

Sometimes the best defense is a good bureaucracy.

At the North Pole, Santa and his helpers are kept safe by the elfs of Elf Squad. These are their stories.

There are reasons why we don't have time travel. Good reasons.

• Re-learned an important comedy rule while mixing this one: faster is better. Did a polish pass where I tightened up the pauses, shortening the whole thing by 3-5 seconds, and it improved everything.
• Yep, all the voices are me. I think Alec Guinness and Peter Sellers can rest easy--their uncanny abilities to play multiple characters remain unmatched.
• For probably the best time-travel paradoxes, may I direct you to the Robert Heinlein stories "-All You Zombies-" and "By His Bootstraps."

A message of cosmic importance from a small New England college library...

Based on two of horror writer H.P. Lovecraft's most enduring creations: Miskatonic University and the Necronomicon.

A quick intro to [1] New Message, the triumphant return of the audio podcast bringing you fun-sized bites of comedy sci-fi weirdness, now animated in graphic video format.